1 You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Home, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
2 You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, Shoes, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
3 You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
4 You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Limits, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
5 If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
6 You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Grades, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
7 If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Bail, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
8 If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Funny, Humor, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
9 You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Flower, Redneck, Yards, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
10 You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Husband, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
11 You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, House, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
12 You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Home, House, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
13 If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Girlfriend, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
14 You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
15 You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Moon, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
16 You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
17 You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Party, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
18 You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, Trials, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
19 You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Grandmother, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
20 You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Daddy, Redneck, School, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
21 You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Believe, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
22 You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Beer, Car, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
23 You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
24 You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Mother, Redneck, Senior, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
25 You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
26 You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job – primer red and primer gray. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
27 You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Right Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
28 You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
29 If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
30 You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, Texas, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
31 You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Dresses, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
32 You may be a redneck if… your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Funny, Humor, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
33 You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
34 You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Light, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
35 You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Dog, House, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
36 You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Kids, Lap, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
37 You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
38 You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Dog, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
39 You might be a redneck if…you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, Wrestling, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
40 You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Killers, Redneck, Weed, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
41 You might be a redneck if…your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
42 You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Block, Car, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
43 You might be a redneck if the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Rats, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
44 If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, Wall, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
45 You might be a redneck if your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
46 You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Hours, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
47 You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Queens, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
48 You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Quality, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
49 You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Beer, Drinking, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
50 You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
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Keep as near as ever you can to the first sources of supply—fruits and vegetables. - Benjamin Ward Richardson Physician · England
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Photography, to me, is the dewdrop that reflects my inner and outer worlds simultaneously. - Raghubir Singh Photographer · India
There were but two families in the world, Have-much and Have-little. - Miguel de Cervantes Writer · Spain
For the first time in our history it is possible to conquer poverty. - Lyndon B. Johnson Politician · USA
The principles of ethics come from our own nature as social, reasoning beings. - Peter Singer Philosopher · Australia
Like a bird singing in the rain, let grateful memories survive in time of sorrow. - Robert Louis Stevenson Author · Scotland
Our mind should be free from traces of the past, just like the flowers of spring. - Shunryu Suzuki Zen Buddhist monk · Japan
One seeks to make the loved one entirely happy, or, if that cannot be, entirely wretched. - Jean de la Bruyere Writer · France
I think people are people and if their feelings are real and truthful, they can connect. - Darren Aronofsky Film director