What did Jeff Foxworthy mean by: You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat. - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian Copy
+ You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave’em in the shade. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Ems, Redneck, Shade, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Mad, Sensations, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Dog, Redneck, Tombstone, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ The biggest thing I’ve learned is to listen to my own gut. I have learned to trust my instincts. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Instinct, Lesson Learned, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Dresses, Redneck, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Kids, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Redneck, Shoes, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
+ You might be a redneck if your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging. Feraz Zeid, January 18, 2024January 18, 2024, Jeff Foxworthy, Dog, Redneck, Watches, 0 - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight. - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate. - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
If you think ‘loading the dishwasher’ means ‘getting your wife drunk’, you might be a redneck - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty. - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck. - Jeff Foxworthy Comedian
